Skip to main content

Holy Toledo

A phrase coined by gangsters and bootleggers in the 1920's. Due to Toledo's convenient location (Lake Erie Shore, ~halfway Chicago/Cleveland and ~a hour south of Detroit) it became the save haven for prohibition criminals after completing jobs in the larger cities previously mentions. A large portion of the crime in those cities was organized in Toledo. Toledo became known as the "Promised Land" to these mobsters, knowing they were in the clear once they made it back to Toledo. Hence the phrase Holy Toledo.
Holy Toledo did you see that!
mugGet the Holy Toledo mug.

Toledo'd

Toledo'd-when you get your ass ripped for bitching about getting notifications cause your too stupid to hit the edit settings button in the upper right hand corner.
Rick Toledo commented "I'm so sick of these notifications... wahh wahh wahh... how do i shut them off?

The Hater Ball's response was not pretty, and included over 450 comments of hatred.

You've been Toledo'd bitch.
by RickToledo March 5, 2011
mugGet the Toledo'd mug.

toledo mudhen

The act of taking a dump on your partner's chest during sex. However it differs from a cleveland steamer, mainly by the texture of the aforementioned dump. If it is runny and nasty like a summer day in Toledo, then you have yourself a Toledo Mudhen.
I meant to leave the Cleavland Steamer, but I had a giant burrito and a milk shake for lunch, so she got the Toledo Mudhen instead.
by PlayaHaight August 1, 2006
mugGet the toledo mudhen mug.

Toledo Toboggan

A group of close friends partakes in a special 4-way. This maneuver is optimal in a locker room on a bench. The young lass should also have large breasts. The woman lays on the bench with her head tilted back over the edge, she is then fucked by one of the men while another takes a sweet sweet blowjob. The third man will then proceed to drive his wagon train through the woman's mountain pass (fuck her tits). When the time all three men create a snow storm on her face.
Me and my two friends totally gave Ethel the old Toledo Toboggan last night.
mugGet the Toledo Toboggan mug.

Toledo Tuxedo

Combination Cincinnati Bow Tie, Cleveland Steamer, and Columbus Cumberbund aka having sex with a stoma hole, shitting on someones chest, and sex with colostomy bag hole.
The chick I picked up last night was into some kinky stuff...she begged for a Toledo Tuxedo, but I was constipated.
by Uncle Slippyfist October 21, 2010
mugGet the Toledo Tuxedo mug.

Toledo, Ohio

A city in the northwestern portion of Ohio, a few miles from the southern border of Michigan, so it has the filth of Detroit, and the white trash of the rest of Ohio. The Point is one of the few nice neighborhoods in Toledo, and is just off the Ottowa River. The only problem is that you're not supposed to swim in the river, because it's toxic. Toledo is a city that never really grows. Neighborhoods rot and decay away, just to be built over so they can be unkept and rot again, costing the city (which is already in considerable debt) millions of dollars each year. Regrettably, with the exception of Cleveland (please don't laugh too hard) and Colombus, Toledo is one of the nicer cities in Ohio, except for the Neo-Naziis and race riots.
I want to move to a city on the southern coast of Lake Erie... like mabye Detroit or Cleveland. Then again, I'm a white supremacist... so I guess I'll head for Toledo, Ohio.
by xTrippleZero May 4, 2006
mugGet the Toledo, Ohio mug.

Toledo Toothbrush

When you ejaculate onto a toothbrush after some hardcore, dirty sexand you clean the females mouth with your cum.
Guy: Ready for your Toledo Toothbrush?!?
Girl: Yeah, Wash my mouth out real good!
by Phil_Clementi November 9, 2010
mugGet the Toledo Toothbrush mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email