A highly elusive vehicle that spends it's time circling neighborhoods and selecting random people to run over. In turn putting said individual in a foul mood.
by A Pissed off Rhino June 19, 2009

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.
by Laura July 30, 2008

by Gary Ford October 17, 2011

White House: Oh look, Donald Trump is leaving this white house soon..
Me: Don't you mean Donald Grump?
Me: Don't you mean Donald Grump?
by Kofiye November 19, 2020

a poop taken with no follow-up flush, ventilation consideration and/or consideration for the next party.
by doctor8 January 31, 2008

1- the bad mood you get in when you know you really have to go 'twosies' before you go out/ set off on a long journey/ have anal sex/ do something scary or intimidating, but you just can't quite force it...
2- when you've got to curl one off and there's no stopping it, cos there's a turtle's head issue (thankyou austin powers) during a night out/ a long journey/ anal sex/ doing something scary or intimidating...
2- when you've got to curl one off and there's no stopping it, cos there's a turtle's head issue (thankyou austin powers) during a night out/ a long journey/ anal sex/ doing something scary or intimidating...
1- dad's got curling grumps 'cos he knows mom won't stop the car 3 miles after we set off...
2- george has curling grumps, from the humiliation when he had to dash out of the big meeting.
2- george has curling grumps, from the humiliation when he had to dash out of the big meeting.
by chanakra February 3, 2010

Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.
by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022
