Grump Truck

A highly elusive vehicle that spends it's time circling neighborhoods and selecting random people to run over. In turn putting said individual in a foul mood.
Damn, Billy is in such a bad mood. He must have gotten hit by the grump truck again.
by A Pissed off Rhino June 19, 2009
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grump stump

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.
Joe K. is such a grump stump.
by Laura July 30, 2008
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grump toad

"Whats up with Kambria lately?"
"i dont know man shes being such a grump toad"
by Gary Ford October 17, 2011
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Donald Grump

A nickname for Donald Trump, Basically funny though... 🥺
White House: Oh look, Donald Trump is leaving this white house soon..
Me: Don't you mean Donald Grump?
by Kofiye November 19, 2020
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felonious grump

a poop taken with no follow-up flush, ventilation consideration and/or consideration for the next party.
I noticed a felonious grump while I was walking into the bathroom and had to bust out real quick.
by doctor8 January 31, 2008
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curling grumps

1- the bad mood you get in when you know you really have to go 'twosies' before you go out/ set off on a long journey/ have anal sex/ do something scary or intimidating, but you just can't quite force it...

2- when you've got to curl one off and there's no stopping it, cos there's a turtle's head issue (thankyou austin powers) during a night out/ a long journey/ anal sex/ doing something scary or intimidating...
1- dad's got curling grumps 'cos he knows mom won't stop the car 3 miles after we set off...

2- george has curling grumps, from the humiliation when he had to dash out of the big meeting.
by chanakra February 3, 2010
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Lap Double Grump

Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.
My boyski we only have one toilet, might have to pull off the Lap Double Grump
by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022
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