TITO

A BEAUTIFUL MAN EVRYONE WANTS BUT CANT HAVE.

I WISH I HAD ME A TITO KIND OF MAN.

by DOOWAP March 29, 2010

Titnotized

While talking to a woman, losing one's train of thought upon catching a glimpse of her cleavage.

"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"

by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010

Timbys / Timbos

A slang name for a pair of Timberland boots.

" Youve justed scuffed your new Timbys mate, you must be gutted! "

by cazza September 30, 2004

titeous

The only thing not hideous about her is her tits.

Me: Stephanie is hideous.
You: No dude! She's got a nice rack. She's titeous.

by MariaMILFendorf November 15, 2010

titnotizing

When one is hypnotized into a relationship, generally with someone unattractive looks and/or personality wise,by the extravagance of their breasts.

the foolish boy was titnotized into a relationship with the unattractive and bitchy large breasted woman

that fugly girl is great at titnotizing boys

by Youth Philosophers June 9, 2011

titmotized

When you are convinced into doing something just because the person asking you has a cracking pair of boobs. Generally this could mean you wake up with a BOBFOC the next morning

Can't believe I got blagged into that one, I must have been titmotized

by synathnic September 5, 2014

tito smash

When a man has a rather large wang and brags about it

Hey Twerkies guess my girl wants the Tito smash

by ORG wheat thins December 9, 2015