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shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about
by Harper_Here May 25, 2020
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Minecraft thoughts

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.
Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.
by Chadison Jawthorn July 17, 2020
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Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.
Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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Gay Thoughts

Thoughts a man has about being romantically/sexually attracted to another man. It's also something Gustavo Fring asks you if you have had any in one particular meme.
Gus: "You guys ever had gay thoughts?"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
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bro thoughts

When a guy has another guy friend in mind. Specifically in helping him get with a girl. The opposite of cock block.
"Dude, yesterday I was sitting on the beach with my friends Derrick and Ashley and they were really hitting it off, so I started having bro thoughts and went inside. Derrick thanked me later."
by W. C. Riley October 9, 2008
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Intrusive thoughts

Intrusive thoughts is an expression that's used wrong most of the time. Real intrusive thoughts are unpleasant and should never be acted upon.
What most people mean to say is Impulse thoughts
Video of a man kicking an annoying kid down the stairs
Commenters: He let his intrusive thoughts win
by kiwidodo February 9, 2023
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Gay Thoughts

The Often suppressed thoughts and fantasies Gay and sometimes straight men have about other men. Homosexual or heterosexual, most men have had them at some point in their lives.
“Damn, Trevor is so muscular, and it looks like he might be hung too, look at that bulge!” Then this guy’s girlfriend asks him what he’s thinking about, and he replies, “Oh, just the score on the ravens game babe!” - Gay Thoughts.
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