Thoughts and Prayers

"I don't care but Im gonna act like I do so people will like me"

Oh, shit Insert Random Rapper died? I don't even know this guy but "Thoughts and Prayers" 🙏🙏🙏

by supremejuiceman October 15, 2020

I thought you knew

When someone does something sneaky or stupid, then when they are caught say "I thought you knew." aka "I didn't think you needed to know"

Your girlfriend cheats on you with some guy, then weeks later says "I thought you knew"

by Hives! December 8, 2004

Thought Crime

A theoretical felony. The federally punishable act of thinking about unlawful acts, thinking of committing them, or having thoughts contrary to the will of the established government or relevant legal or social paradigm. An arrestable offense regardless of whether or not action has been taken towards the thought, even lacking traditional evidence of any kind of wrongdoing.

This idea is prevalent in the dystopian novel "1984," by british author George Orwell.

I'm glad Bush is out of office. I was sure I was going to get sent to Guantanomo for Thought Crimes.

by ubermatt2000 May 25, 2009

Thoughts and prayers

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by anonymous November 5, 2018

thought itch

It's a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can't remember it.

I have a thought itch I can't remember.

by Titus Arillius September 21, 2017

thought it was

you were under the impression it was a certain way, when in fact it was not

"You were gonna come to my party"

"Naw boy you thought it was"

by 202dc June 19, 2016

bitch you thought

when you are trying to reject or prove someone wrong.

Boy: You want to be my girlfrend
Girl : BItch you thought

by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017