thesaurus rex

a dinosaur who doesnt attack people, only bombards you with words that all have the same meaning until you kill yourself.

watch out. very dangerous

That thesaurus rex almost synonymed me to death.

by ojpimpjuice69 April 8, 2009

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Joe Theisman

Joe Theisman (verb) meaning to break or injure a limb. Most often refers to a compound fracture of the leg.

I joe Theismaned my leg when I fell off my bike.

by Skinsfan January 5, 2008

Theissen

Theissen is a word used to explain how full of bees something is.

"I dont know, that hive lookes moderately theissen"

by Arghvark August 3, 2007

Theasaurus

Theasaurus was not a true dinosaur. It lived long after most dinosaurs and fed on the spare time of the verbose. But mostly, it had trouble spelling and pronouncing the word "thesaurus".

A Theasaurus can still help you find a synonym for "dapper" if you ask it nicely.

by Ceylon March 4, 2010

thesaurus rape

The use of "big" words in lieu of their "common" counterparts (often out of context) in a futile attempt to sound more intelligent. This technique is often used by liberal arts students when attempting to sound competent when talking about a subject that they have no clue about.

In a class room discussion about UrbanDictionary.com

Jill: Urban Dictionary's abominable nature not only proliferates the use of exiguous, diminutive, colloquial English, it actually bolsters and espouses it!

Jack: ya, and it gives us words like thesaurus rape to describe what you are doing!!

by dmangest August 17, 2009

Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011