Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).
Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."
by MHinkle February 22, 2011
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Longer than your typical weekend, a college weekend starts Thursday afternoon after class and ends Monday afternoon when you wake up from your Sunday Funday hangover. In extreme circumstances, a college weekend can even begin on Wednesday night if there are no papers/exams on Thursday or Friday.
Thursday 3:00pm - Dude 1 "let's hit up the liquor store on our way home from class crack some beers and Start this college weekend out the right way!"
Dude 2 "Hell yeah, let's get wasted before we decided where we're gonna go get wasted tonight, Thirsty Thursday!"

Wednesday night Dude 1 - "Hey man do you have any tests or papers due tomorrow or friday?"
dude 2 "nope, what are you thinkin?"
dude 1 "let's hit the liquor store, pick up a 30 and a bottle, and start a good old extended college weekend!
dude 2 "Fuck yeah!"
by drunken college student October 10, 2008
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A Jimmer Weekend is when you have a proper boring weekend. You don’t drink, you stay in and just do what your Mrs tells you to do all weekend.
Sorry lads i’m having a Jimmer Weekend
by Cookie143 September 8, 2018
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In the US, a long weekend is defined as days off from working for an employer Friday through Sunday, or alternatively, Saturday through Monday. A Moser weekend is defined explicitly as having an extra day off on Thursday, equating to days off from work Thursday through Sunday.
If you need anything from me this week, please notify me by end of day Wednesday as I'm taking a Moser weekend.
by anisomorpha April 10, 2023
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Refers to a weekend (or other extended period of liesure time) spent with "just the guys," for the purpose of fishing, hunting, card playing, etc., that inadvertantly
culminates with sexual acts with each other, always with the stipulation of no homo before the act.
Tim, Billy, Gordon, and I are leaving for a hillbilly weekend on Friday. I can't wait -- ever since Stacy left me last month, I feel like I'm gonna explode. My arm fucking hurts...
by Dharma Midget October 21, 2016
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A weekend that is consumed with such a high level of partying and excess that it is most certainly lost to memory and in some strange away even to serious consequences. Lost weekends are generally positive on the whole, although they often include elements of close calls, extreme emotion, physical pain and over doing it. Lost Weekends are typically on calendar weekends, when the release from workaday restraints serves to further fuel a two- to three-day period of debauchery.
Joe: Hey man, remember that time we went up to that festival and brought all those shrooms? Bob: Damn, yeah, wow...it's pretty fogging. Talk about a Lost Weekend.

Or, looking ahead:

Are you headed to Trent's wedding in October? With the combination of stout lads and heavy drinks on that guest list, it's sure to be a Lost Weekend.
by Salvatorparadise August 28, 2013
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The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.
"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."
by Mark C. August 2, 2005
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