Perching

When you perch up on a boat and your boy grabs your shaft

Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard

by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

Man Perch

A man cave, but on the top floor or attic rather then the bottom floor or basement.

Person 1: Hey, where is Chuck?
Person 2: He's in the man perch.

by VARice22 October 10, 2016

Perching

The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.

“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”

“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”

by sllubstick August 24, 2018

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 12, 2017

perch

in cardistry when a packet is beeing held intiarly by another packet. You can make the packet spin slide or something

Patrick uses this alot

The perch in that one patrick move looks so nice

by Gay = funny January 3, 2022

Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

by Perched November 19, 2018