Lassos

Gender Neutral term for Lad/Lass
More commonly used in the UK

Did you hear, Charlie and George are non binary?! Those are some strong lassos!

by verybisexualnb September 22, 2021

llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019

Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.

Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.

by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016

LASSo

Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.

Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.

by QuacksO November 17, 2022

Romanian Lasso

While youre jerking off, you hit the climax and you swing your willy while you're ejaculating, compared with a helicopter.

Tipp: make your girl say taktaktaktak while you're spinning.

Example: Hey, let's make a Romanian Lasso together!

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 12, 2025

lathrop lasso

Two guys/friends/neighbor who are inseparable when they drink, they randomly knit their pubes and mustache together to trap every person that roams their neighborhood.

When Chris and Rob get together there’s bound to be a Lathrop Lasso tossed out to capture others who roam their neighborhood.

by Big Jim 2 April 5, 2023

Bolivian Lasso

When you make your Jewish girlfriend hose down with spray tanner and wear her fathers yarmulke while she ties dental floss around your scrotum during fellatio thus resembling a
Bolivian horse whisperer.

While I was getting out of the shower, my girlfriend decided to spice things up and give me a Bolivian Lasso. Little did I know that stirrups were not required, but welcomed!!

by EPDUnit7 December 22, 2022