The Saddest Man Alive

A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.

Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.

by unknown solja January 7, 2004

Back in the saddle man

after ages of not getting any action, a women gets a date with the first wo/man she meets and sleeps with him or her and then never sees them again. any bloody bloke that comes along first, that ur neva goin 2 c again

person a- when did u last fuck someone
person b- millenium new years party
person a- u know wot u need, a back in the saddle man

by woteva:P March 21, 2010

The Saddle Club

An Australian tv program about a group of girls who enjoy horse riding together

The collective noun for a group of "hoes" and/or a group of females who enjoy being "on top"

Stevie: Apparently Veronica went for a ride last night
Lisa: Should we include her in the Saddle Club?

Carole: Veronica hooked up with both Max and Jack this week
Jess: I heard she rode them til midnight... She's definitely part of the Saddle Club

by Vikki1812 January 29, 2017

burr under the saddle

an annoyance or irritation

Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009

The Sadiekins

When you get stung by a wasp twice in a week then fall off a bus seat and get laughed at. Silly Toad

Oh no I’ve done a the sadiekins again

by Boris Johnson August 5, 2022

Prattle in the saddle

A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.

OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!

by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021

Back in the saddle

Physically fit again.

I'm back in the saddle, back to bangin everything that moves.

by TheToiletOfAmerica December 29, 2022