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Walker Lasso

A playful hold to pin a sexual partner underwater allowing penetration into the anus; always accompanied by a reach-around.
Jack was enjoying a pretty non-eventful day until Kyle pleasantly surprised him with the Walker Lasso.
by KSKreeper July 10, 2017
mugGet the Walker Lassomug.

Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.
Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.
by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016
mugGet the Lasso babymug.

Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.
If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...
by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
mugGet the Meat Lassomug.

lathrop lasso

Two guys/friends/neighbor who are inseparable when they drink, they randomly knit their pubes and mustache together to trap every person that roams their neighborhood.
When Chris and Rob get together there’s bound to be a Lathrop Lasso tossed out to capture others who roam their neighborhood.
by Big Jim 2 April 5, 2023
mugGet the lathrop lassomug.

Lancaster Lasso

When you hang a dog with your prolapsed anus in front of it's family whilst elegantly buttfucking it.
Yeah Dave got super pissed at his ex and her family so he gave 'em what-for with the ol' lancaster lasso.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.
by trrbltrrbl December 4, 2022
mugGet the Lancaster Lassomug.

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back
me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016
mugGet the pineapple lassomug.

asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm
Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.
by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019
mugGet the asshole lassomug.

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