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Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)
Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022
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Child

Probably named Colton. Has mommy and daddy do everything for him. Cries when nothing goes his way.
Dude, stop being such a child.
by therealslimshaddy December 24, 2018
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Child

1. Also called young people young person children

This Is a Person under 15 (Legally)
2. A person under 10
3. A person under 8
4. A person under 13
5. A person under 16
6. A person under 18
7. A person under 21
8. A person who Has not started Puberty
9. A mom's or dad's baby
by 459395 March 17, 2022
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child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.
Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s
by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021
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Child

A tiny creature that takes your life away
That child took my life away
by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022
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Childs

1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
3) Broads
4) He has a boner right now
Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."
by Edward Nottiparts January 30, 2008
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Child to child abuse

When a child does abuse to another child
Ahhh mom Child to child abuse Max is hitting me with his bear
by Hashipoo the star February 5, 2018
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