A tiny creature that takes your life away
That child took my life away
by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022
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Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.
"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.
by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017
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A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.
Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s
by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021
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The eleventh fatui harbinger; also known as Ajax, Tartaglia, Zhongli's wallet.
Give me mora, Childe
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1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
3) Broads
4) He has a boner right now
Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."
by Edward Nottiparts January 30, 2008
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its blaintanly a sexually trasmited disease!!!
OMG we had sex and she got pregnant!!!
by Mach4 February 22, 2005
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