go to the beach and wait for the tsunami

go to hell, typically used with Asian suppliers, who not work properly

- when will you able to ship the samples?
- not worry, sir, next week, no problem, but we finally had problem because of Diwali festival, you know
- oh, you bastard, go to the beach and wait for the tsunami!

by helteo April 3, 2009

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Sex on the beach rule 1

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011

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Hot Sex on the Beach

A creamy delicious alcoholic beverage a tad stronger than Sex on the Beach.

Dan: I told you I'd have Hot Sex on the Beach..
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*

by Dark One August 10, 2003

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sex on the beach

Hip hop slang referencing the alcoholic beverage because of its fruitiness. Basically describing a bitchmade, homo-type of individual.

You straight sex on the beach, nigga.

by Nothing but Truth May 26, 2007

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the beached dolphin

One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.

The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.

by N. Sanity November 19, 2006

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Son of the Beach

A hilarious, albeit extremely slapstick and rather stupid, telivision program that aired on the cable network FX at the beginning of the 21st century A.D. The show was very satirical in nature, and full of innuendo and knockoffs of various cultures, movies, and so on.
The main character's name was Notch Johnson, and some of the other characters included BJ Cummings, Spank the Monkey, and Porcelain Bidet.
You'd have to watch it a good bit to really understand what was going on.

Son of the Beach was a show which almost nobody watched, and fewer people understood.

by dude, schwing February 12, 2006

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