Hetero-binarist

A straight (hetero) person who believes in Binarism, or the belief that there are only two genders.

Normal people are hetero-binarist

by Normalfolk September 12, 2019

Dirty hetero

Your one straight friend who is the best person you know but they can also be a huge piece of shit and call other People bestie but fist fights who you call bestie.

“Oh you know Isabel” “yeah she such a dirty hetero”

by Dirty-hetero June 1, 2021

Hetero-Speculative

Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.

Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Hetero-bender

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power

JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!

by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019

Hetero-head

see Brodehead

Hetero-head
see brodehead

by Brodehead August 29, 2010

hetero sex

It’s when only one of two people who are having sex orgasm. Usually only the man cums and the woman’s needs are not taken care of.

It’s the opposite of when heterosexuals ask a gay person how “gay sex” is like.

There is no such thing as gay or hetero sex. It’s just sex and everyone experiences or practices it individually

Gay person: Oh you are straight, so tell me how do heterosexuals have sex? I can’t picture how that works.

Hetero sex is a word used by lgbt+ people to let straight people know how it feels like when they ask queer people what gay sex is like. Heteronormative society thinks the only way to have sex is when a man penetrates a woman.

by exhaustedsociety July 26, 2020

hetero-flexible

A straight individual who is has/ or is not opposed to having sexual relations with the same sex.

Predominantly found in straight women who enjoy making out with other females.

A hetero-flexible person is most likely to engage is same-sex sex zero to several times. However, would not be against a a relationship with the same sex.

Also could be considered bi-curious.

Jamie: Is that woman making out with the hot blonde girl a lesbian?

Suzy: No, just another hetero-flexible.

Jamie: Damn.

by yesiam June 26, 2007