Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009

textender

When someone ends a texting conversation by sending a text that is hard, or impossible to reply to.

when my friend kayla sent me a text that said "yeah", i told her it was a textender.

please dont send textenders they are annoying.

by kufa July 1, 2008

texterbator

A person who continuously and chronicly texts, overiding the activity they were involved in with a group of people or friends.

(While engaged in a game of pool)
Dammit Eli! Its your turn! Quite being such a texterbator and take your shot!

by NaTe AmNioTiC January 4, 2009

textercourse

Textercourse is the text version of Phone Sex.

So we were in the middle of dinner, but he kept texting me dirty messages, before you know it, I had to excuse myself to the back room to relieve myself... We had an awesome textercourse.

by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

testetuck

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.

Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive

by j.bligh October 29, 2008

Teter Twat

A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!

Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

terteragoinist

A word the Die Hard wiki uses to describe Argyle.

"Bro, what the fuck does terteragoinist mean?"
"idk man look it up"

by anoinymoose December 14, 2021