I'm having telesex in the public telephone.
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Advertises ugly looking t-shirts on this website. Busted Tees try to have witty phrases or political statements on their shirts that may seem clever to those wearing it, but are painstakingly idiotic to the rest of us.
by TheQuest July 29, 2008
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Oh, how funny.
Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
Oh, how funny.
Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
I saw another Snorg Tees ad today. It just showed a girl with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "if zombies are coming, I'm tripping you." Really a turn-off, despite the huge boobs.
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2.The t shirts that you see on that kid with the long greasy hair and zitty face at school. Who thinks hes funny. And has no friends. And smokes crack
2.The t shirts that you see on that kid with the long greasy hair and zitty face at school. Who thinks hes funny. And has no friends. And smokes crack
John: Dude did you see that faggot with that stupid shirt on from busted tees?
Fred: Yeah, that kid is pretty gay.
John: Do you want to go in the bathroom and exchange blowjobs?
Fred: Totally.
Fred: Yeah, that kid is pretty gay.
John: Do you want to go in the bathroom and exchange blowjobs?
Fred: Totally.
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Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
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