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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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Nude tester

A person to whom one sends nudes to clarify whether they are spicy enough for future use. Can be gay best friend, a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex (though the latter would require an eye-catching level of comfort).
Joshie, can you be my nude tester? I want to send only the best pics of me!
by J0shie November 15, 2018
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Tester

A person with a massive forehead which is just empty inside; whomst cosplays as a 17th Century average Salem gally.
Can be used when saying, “You mother fucker Callum, A Tester is what you are

Or rather

Kim Jong Un is a massive Tester!
by BOMBACLAT69 January 20, 2024
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