Tender Nugget

A person that has yet to experience the world, a person that is sheltered. In addition this person is usually unaware of their own tender nuggetness.

Jamie is such a tender nugget. He doesn't even know what a va-jay-jay is!

Tender Nugget by thecoolkid28 April 6, 2011

tender dick 

A man who lets women walk all over himself . Low self esteem.Has no morals and lets women control his thoughts and actions

If he was'nt such a tender dick he wouldn't be stuck with that girl . Man that guys a tender dick you can tell his girl run;s his life

tender dick by lvdirtjunky December 8, 2007

tender touch

A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy

"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken ♥"

tender touch by leetNightshade December 27, 2009

Tender Memories 

Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.

After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.

Tender Memories by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

tender babies 

Babies that are tender; or plump. Taste best either deep fried or baked.
Caution: Over-baking causes loss of fat. Babies may become dry and the source of protein will be lost. So be careful!

Guy 1: Hey man, whats for dinner?
Guy 2: Shake n' bake'n some tender babies!
Guy 1: Sweet man don't over-cook them. I need my protein.

tender babies by Mike Davis III October 18, 2005

Tender Lentils 

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

Tender Lentils by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

Tender Thigh 

Alot Like Soft leg, but more tender

Theres a lot of tender thigh over at the bar down the street

Tender Thigh by Mug-z November 29, 2012