Patches of missing hair in one's head; temporary bald spots. Similar to ringworm with the words origin in Detroit.
Lil Pookie came to school with tetus and all his classmates roasted him.
Kevin Durant tilted his head forward during an interview and exposed his tetus to the world.
Kevin Durant tilted his head forward during an interview and exposed his tetus to the world.
by MidNight706 May 31, 2018
Get the Tetus mug.A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
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A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
by SCNYC January 14, 2011
Get the Telestalketer mug.The condition of having poor dental hygiene, or protruding teeth. Common among very rural Americans, methamphetamine addicted individuals, English folks, horses...etc...
by Pokamoke August 12, 2012
Get the tefus mug.Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.
by rwisgjg August 22, 2019
Get the Telescoping mug.Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
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