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Tetus

Patches of missing hair in one's head; temporary bald spots. Similar to ringworm with the words origin in Detroit.
Lil Pookie came to school with tetus and all his classmates roasted him.

Kevin Durant tilted his head forward during an interview and exposed his tetus to the world.
by MidNight706 May 31, 2018
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telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian July 25, 2008
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Telestalketer

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!
by SCNYC January 14, 2011
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tefus

The condition of having poor dental hygiene, or protruding teeth. Common among very rural Americans, methamphetamine addicted individuals, English folks, horses...etc...
"Goddamn, that girl's got some bad tefus."
by Pokamoke August 12, 2012
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Telescoping

Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.

Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.

Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.

Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.
by rwisgjg August 22, 2019
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Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012
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Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you
Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye
by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021
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