immortal technique

Dopest mothafucker that ever lived, underground rapper that spits his opinion and is unafraid of ingnorant bigots.

Immortal Technique disintegrates mics when i spit, I cause more casualties than sunken slave ships.

by Joe Zeisel June 21, 2004

Techem'up

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.

Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.

"Dude, he's a jabroni just techem'up"

"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just techem’up!"

"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"

"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."

Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"

Mike replies:
"Tim, just techem up"

Tim replies:
Techem up? How!?

Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you.You just been teched’up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.

The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.

Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!

Mike:
NP

by MJEEZYCCIE July 23, 2009

immortal technique

Truly some of the best rap in da world. Ranks with the likes of wu tang and jedi mind tricks. Many politically critical lyrics: racism, terrorism, capitalism. Also outlines life on the street, the REAL life, not the fake stuff some people brand as hiphop. This sh*t is DEEEEEEP.

"Father, forgive them, for they don't know right from wrong
The truth will set you free, written down in this song
And the song has the Cause of Death written in code
The Word of God brought to life, that'll save ya soul..."--from "Cause of Death"

by Entropy April 22, 2005

technagoraphobia

The fear of being in an open place away from technology. Tech (technology) + agoraphobia (the fear of open places) = the fear of open places without technology.

Richard could not enjoy camping because he didn't have his Palm Pilot, laptop and cell phone.

by Drew Goodmanson August 20, 2003

The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".

The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.

by The_Lorax February 4, 2014

One Hand Technique

The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave

"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."

by Doc Roe July 16, 2008

immortal technique

a very intelligent, concerned, and nonetheless dope MC..roams the underground with a take no prisoners, no-bullshit, in your face, style

"using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven produces more digits than twenty-two divided by seven.." WHAA!?!?

by Greg August 31, 2004