Teboner

A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..

"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?

Not to be confused with Tea-bagger

by assclown34 January 11, 2012

Tebowed Out

Sick and Tired of the Tim Tebow worshipping..

Yeah..Tebow is a great guy and does wonderful things for charity etc....but all this hero worship of him makes me just plain TEBOWED OUT!

by Maggie55 January 15, 2012

Tebowed

When raping a homeless girl standing up, upon the moment of ejaculation, drive your elbow into her lower back, forcing you into a "Tebow" position as she falls to her knees.

I just Tebowed your mom behind that dumpster. You're welcome son.

OMG Becky, I was just Tebowed behind the Barnes and Nobel... and I can't find my teeth!

by DJ Tebow9000 August 21, 2013

tebonyjas

a black tree that grows out of special seeds.

"That tree is actually a tebonyjas." said James, winking.

by watrdose September 20, 2016

Tebane

A shitstirrer and an attention seeker that all around you don't want as a mate

"Bailey is such a tebane"

by Emmy and Jenny July 11, 2017

teebone

Is the penis bone which is then carved out into a golf tee

Dude: hey what kind of tee are you using

Frog: oh this teebone onr
Dude: whats that made of?
Frog: some dead guys dick

by Teeboneryourfrogass123 December 31, 2017

tuboneaphone

The would describing a very cringey brass section in which the leader is very gay and good with memes

Ultrafaget: Wow look at that band , they suck.
Yurgaymom: Yeah, they have one large tuboneaphone!

by LebranGayms May 17, 2018