Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

tanked

meaning a person flopped;cancelled;over

“you , justin , are TANKED”

“Cardi b tanked in the music charts”

by JUstin flopstin July 15, 2020

Tainted Cocktail

When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint

After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili

by Mandoobie October 19, 2020

hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 20, 2008

Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006

Tainted love

1. A popular song, orignaly released by Sof Cell, but many other aritsts have since covered it, including Maralyn Manson, 50 Cent, The Cure and many more
2. When someone loves a person, but the love is unreturned, so it becomes tainted
3. When two people love each other but can not be together for reasons such as distance
4.When two people are in a relationship and love each other, but the love will be foreced to end in the near future eg if one of the people is terminally ill

1. "Once I ran to you, now I run from you"
2. I love Lewis, but he doesnt love me back. So I dont truely love him, its tainted love
3. I love him, but he lives at the other side of the world
4. I love him, but he has cancer and our time together is raidly decreasing

by \m/ Lisa \m/ February 10, 2006

Team Tatted

1) A person who has 5 tattoo's or more.

2) A person who has a large portion of their body tattooed (a sleeve, a full back tattoo etc.)

travis barker team tatted inked-up tattoos

by Cccoats October 17, 2011