cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

tentation

My friends leaded me into tentation when we were on the streets

tentation means temptation

Tentation is a French word that means temptation someone who tempts u to do something

by _oo3 100 ReAl June 6, 2018

Wankation

When you haven't jacked off in a while.

*Girl jacks guy off*

Girl: OMG! thats a lot of damn cum.

Guy: Yeh well ive been on wankation.

by Masterman09999 August 7, 2011

taycation

A vacation that is taken with the sole purpose of seeing Taylor Swift in concert

Oh my god, Taylor Swift is playing in San Diego next year?!? Let's take a Taycation!

by taytayalldayday November 24, 2014

taliation

(noun)
1. The act or process of taliating.

I can't stand someone with his thoughts on his inner taliation. It's like he is on a train with his thoughts on a train.

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 11, 2021

tanarion

ma bestie🤟🏾😝.

tanarion is slow

by ykwhodari February 19, 2022

Tarlation

The feeling you get when, you hear a baby crying and you realize it is not your child

Short for: Toddler Narcissistic Elation

He was overcome with Tarlation for most of the flight to Florida

by Sony P April 19, 2022