Take the L

Stands for "Take the loss". Frequently used to describe flunking a test, being dumped, being stood up, being beaten up or robbed, or losing one's money in the stock market, gambling, or through exploitative business schemes.

I really took the L on that history exam.

by cazort August 25, 2003

take a hike

hit the fucking road, get out of here, leave, be gone forever

i told that mother fucker to take a hike

by sloner July 28, 2007

Take a shower

Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.

Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass

by Realiststatements June 30, 2019

take the note

Used in theatre, when a director is giving "notes" to the actors after a rehearsal or performance. Many people feel the need to defend their actions or get defensive when receiving criticism or correction. It is meant as a conversation stopper to avoid protracted arguments and to demonstrate the objectiviy needed to progress.

"Freddie, I know they mug like that on the West End, but here I need you to pull it in a little."

"Well, yes, but I was trying to convey a sense of urgency..."

"Freddie, pull it in."

"Yes, but I'd like to express myself fully..."

"Freddie. Pull it in."

"Yes, but..."

"Freddie. Take the note."

by Chris Rattray August 21, 2006

Take a right

Used commonly at a nascar race when you hope a driver wrecks.

Used in public meaning go fuck yourself.

Used towards people from Ohio to go back to Ohio.

Drunk Nascar fan: Go Ricky!!!
Sober Nascar fan: Ricky take a right!!!

Billy: Hey do you have a smoke and lighter I can Bum?
Bobby: Take a right!!!!

Ohio State fan in the South: Go Bucks!!
Southerner: Take a right!!!

by Weaverdrunk March 11, 2013

take it sleazy

The last words uttered in the good place.
A truly emotional moment.

Michael: Take it sleazy
Audience:

by Tronfighter25 February 2, 2020

Take your water

To kill you, Dune-Style. Derived from the Fremen society on Arrakis.

You ate my fucking twinkies, I shall take your water.

He said AFI sucked, I will take his water.

by Natas March 21, 2003