twoosh

A perfect, 140 character Tweet on Twitter.

Nothing feels better than crafting a perfect twoosh.

by HellaMike April 7, 2008

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toofs

Drastically misshapen teeth with gaps throughout, a lower form of teef.

"Err that Chalky bird, she's got proper toofs!"

by Cowfresh March 27, 2007

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(too-sum)

1. noun. Similar to a threesome, but as the title implies, involving only two people. It is not the same as sex...it is wilder; with the intensity of a threesome.

2. Can be used as a verb when appropriate. Implies the act of having wild sex.

1. "I had a twosome last night with some exotic chick. I'm exhausted."
"Twosome? You mean you had sex?"
"Naw, man. Twosomes are hotter!"

2. "Dude, I wanna take that chick home and twosome her!"

by Lysserloo October 21, 2008

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Twosday

N. The other name for the second day of the week (assumeing you start from monday) Tuesday. Twosday is the day of the week where anything interesting happens. It may also be used as an excuse for doing things.
Twosday is a very flexiable word and is most used to discribe sexiual happenings. This is closely associated to the phrase "Only on Twosday"

1. Will you go to the dance with me? 2. Only on Twosday.

1. My god! what happened to Jim? 2. Twosday...

by Gwave October 23, 2007

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Touching Twos

When two grown males feel lonely, or have not cuddled in some time, they will feel the urge to take out their testicles and press them against the other person's testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.

I was chilling with my brother last night and he wouldn't cuddle me in, so we began touching twos, and we both felt more at peace.

by Chalmers Francis October 17, 2008

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