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twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018
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Tarfa

An amazing clan from Nigeria, Africa with the best personalities. The best people you can find in the world. Trustworthy is their motto and they will always make you laugh because they see life as a beautiful place filled with lots of happiness and joy. If you know any Tarfa. You are blessed beyond your understanding.
I love Tarfa family. Aisha Tarfa is an amazing person.
by Sweetplacebo February 4, 2020
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twatface

An offence where one has the face of a twat
Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface
by Lewis March 17, 2003
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Tarf

Of or relating to any subject regarding to a fraternal matter; frat; fratty
These shorts are tarfy as hell
by A frat brah March 27, 2009
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twatflap

The outer labia of the ladybits. Also a good insult for someone who is utterly useless.
"look at the state of you ya twatflap!"
by Slimbun September 12, 2006
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tarfuckshlitz

The simple combination of a Retard piece of fucking shlitz. MAny of these tarfuckslhitz exist in modern day society. Beware of the virus they spread though, tarfuckshlitz is the only existing disease that can penetrate any mind; This sucks more cock than elton john....This can be associated with my sibling andrew. This species will kill any intelligence known to mankind. Eliminate tarfuckshlitz, it is our only hope. It is very versatile and can be used as a noun, verb, adjective and interjection.

Ex:
Noun: That little tarfuckshlitz is dead
Verb: Dude I just tarfuckshlitzed the toilet badly.
Adjective: That tarfuckshlitzing pedophile is wanted for murder.
Interjection: Jesus Fuckin Christ! Holy TARFUCKSHLITZ!
Christ, this is the worst case of tarfuckshlitz ive seen yet, you are officially a dipshit fucking moronic retarded bitch.
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twaffle

Klez is a total twaffle!
by drunkinbda September 20, 2006
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