Turd

A long coiled piece of poop often found on crosby beach. Always stepped on and often common in dogs.

There's a turd on my foot!

Turd by The turdanator September 28, 2010

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Turd

When you rub your cock on someone's dog and the dog explodes, covering you in a massive cloud of smoke that will make you hallucinate about giant flying naked Osama bin Laden's are everywhere.

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Turd by MeaningOfTurd September 25, 2015

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turd

shortened non medical word for testicular uranium radiation deterioration. it applies to most heads of state who thinks it nucleur(however you say it ) adds to the number of boyfriends they get to sit around the table and discuss war hire hookers and pour a lot of concrete. the actual workers who mine the uranium who lose arms legs and body parts to contamination are not invited to the party.

We need to throw up a turd to the West to cause a reaction among our citizens that they could go to the uranium fields and lose their body parts unless they conform to the law of our religion.

turd by mgpaperboy May 27, 2007

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turd

1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication.
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack

3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress

1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack?
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?

2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd

3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!

turd by ...Ud editor... December 24, 2007