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traffic lights 

a game played by stoners.

usually played with between 2 and 10 people

first take 1 toke hold it pass it when the joint gets back to you breathe out and take 2 tokes hold it . then 3 tokes back to 2 then one. works well with foot longs
dude skin up lets play traffic lights.
traffic lights by shiest miest April 9, 2010

Traffic Light Grand Prix 

The act whereby motorcyclists lane-split to the front of a set of lights then race each other when the lights go green.

A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
Man that viffer really dominated at the Traffic Light Grand Prix this morning!

Traffic Light 

The classic hot dog topped with ketchup, mustard, and relish. Named so because the red, yellow, and green that top the dog resembles the colors of a traffic light. Can also be shortened to T.L.
Street vendor: "What kind of hot dog would you like?"
Bill: "Just give me a T.L."
Street vendor: "..."

I ate a traffic light while at the traffic light.

My favorite hot dog is the traffic light.
Traffic Light by Jolt'o'Bolt August 26, 2013

Traffic cone 

Mackenzie’s Ketty army
Person one: Are you going to join the traffic cone army?
Person two: of course, the traffic cones will take over

Traffic Cone 

A cunning device that diverts traffic from a certain area and, also, serves as headwear for drunken students.
"Shit, I nearly hit a traffic cone, could you get out and see if hes ok."
Traffic Cone by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004

Traffic Teasing 

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.
Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.
Traffic Teasing by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007