12 definitions by sqrrl101

cheating

Getting extra marks for cunning.

"I hear the teacher caught you cheating on the test"
"Yeah, apparently they don't allow extra marks for cunning."

by sqrrl101 May 7, 2005

ctrl+alt+del

1: The key combination pressed when Windows fucks up (i.e: every 5 mins)
2: Probably the best web comic ever, drawn by Tim Buckley and about video games- goto www.ctrlaltdel-online.com

1:Fukkit, I guess I'd better ctrl+alt+del again
2:Go to www.ctrlaltdel-online.com or I'll kill you.

by sqrrl101 June 1, 2004

ADSL

The greatest thing ever to happen to mankind, especially when it's at 1meg/sec and wireless!

Hahaha I can download porn 20x faster than dialup!

by sqrrl101 June 1, 2004

dial up

The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve

Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by sqrrl101 June 1, 2004

mindfwap

An exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindwank.

"John's going on about quantum physics again? Just ignore him- he's only mindfwapping."

by sqrrl101 August 30, 2005

Traffic Cone

A cunning device that diverts traffic from a certain area and, also, serves as headwear for drunken students.

"Shit, I nearly hit a traffic cone, could you get out and see if hes ok."

by sqrrl101 June 1, 2004

cun

1. An act of cunning.
2. To perform an act of cunning on someone.

1. Eariler, I did the biggerst cun ever.
2. Ha! I totally out-cunned you.

by sqrrl101 March 11, 2005