Territorial Pissing Syndrome.
Named for the Nirvana song Territorial Pissings in reference to the line 'just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'
Charatarized by a full-blown case of paranoia with a slight possibility that someone might actually be out to get you.
Named for the Nirvana song Territorial Pissings in reference to the line 'just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'
Charatarized by a full-blown case of paranoia with a slight possibility that someone might actually be out to get you.
Me: ...so i concluded that Major League Baseball was reading my 'bad thoughts' via satellite feed, from the microchip the aliens implanted in my neck!
Psychiatrist: Very interesting. A few miligrams haloperidol daily should cure that up. Has anything else been troubling you recently?
Me: Well, I'm pretty sure the religious nut next door is going through my trash trying to find evidence of satanic rituals and gauging my drinking habbits. And, recently, I've seen him stockpiling lighterfluid daily with his pick-up. At this point, I suspect he's planning on burning my house down with me in it.
Psychiatrist: Well, it's not entirely impossible, especially since you have 'Infant Sacrifice, Lord Beelzubub' tattooed on the back of your bald head. However, since you're a complete wackjob, I'm penciling it into your case file under TPS and uping you meds.
Me: Oh cool.
Psychiatrist: Very interesting. A few miligrams haloperidol daily should cure that up. Has anything else been troubling you recently?
Me: Well, I'm pretty sure the religious nut next door is going through my trash trying to find evidence of satanic rituals and gauging my drinking habbits. And, recently, I've seen him stockpiling lighterfluid daily with his pick-up. At this point, I suspect he's planning on burning my house down with me in it.
Psychiatrist: Well, it's not entirely impossible, especially since you have 'Infant Sacrifice, Lord Beelzubub' tattooed on the back of your bald head. However, since you're a complete wackjob, I'm penciling it into your case file under TPS and uping you meds.
Me: Oh cool.
by p@r$e.on July 29, 2010
Throttle Position Sensor. A common part of a fuel injection system that reports throttle position back to the ECM. It's calibration is critical for proper vehicle performance.
by none. November 08, 2005
Tiny Penis Syndrome. Causes the affected person to act arrogent and most likely have a very large truck and/or lots of expensive stuff
Did you see James trying to be all cool and and impress everyone with his truck's new stereo system? He's probably compensating for his bad case of TPS.
by TwistedEmotion July 02, 2006
by felixombc June 25, 2014
by Kanaka March 21, 2004
by Inspiration July 25, 2018
Tiny Peen (Penis) Syndrome- when a man disrespects people to make himself seem better, bigger and more important. Usually a syndrome by men of small penises trying to compensate.
Antonym: big dick energy.
Antonym: big dick energy.
‘TPS posted on IG about his productive important life ‘influencing ppl’ to be go getters and successful when he was calling in ‘sick’ for a headaches and complaining people are upset for picking up his slack.’
Sarah: haha typical tps
Sarah: haha typical tps
by Callingitlikeiseeit2020 December 05, 2019