toed up

An incorrect derivation of the term "tore up". Now used to mean getting fucked up so bad that you have to lay down.

Bro, lets get toed up tonight.

by Andre December 12, 2004

dial toned

to hang up on someone, to cut them off

Bill: "Hey wassup?"
Tony: "Wat u sayin?"
Bill: "Nothin, just chyllen, hangin around"
Tony: "Wanna meet my friend DialTone?"
Bill: "whose dial tone?"
Tony: (hangs up)

by Nick April 25, 2005

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

tossed off

Where a woman touches, rubs the mans penis until it is fully erect. Done for sexual pleasure

'John wanted to be tossed off by his girlfriend'

by Queen Mary June 23, 2007

tonedeff

The fastest rapper alive. (13.5 syl/sec on "The Plague Anthem") Intelligent and often humorous lyrics. His label QN5 sports such acts as CunninLynguists, PackFM, The Plague, and Session.

Tonedeff is and always will be one of the illest MCs ever.

by Trevor May 11, 2004

Tossed off

When a girl runs the penis skin of a male

Maci tossed off Liam it was so pleasureable

by Johnafang November 25, 2019

tossed salad

A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.

Spread your asshole whilst I eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.

by waka flocka flame, hood ass n* December 9, 2012