1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.
2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:
* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine
Mixing instructions:
in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.
2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:
* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine
Mixing instructions:
in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!
I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.
I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.
by James March 6, 2004
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Get the toyco mug.1. Noun-A fucking moron and retard. Is such an idiot that he sends embarrassing pictures of himself to group chats. Seriously, there is literally no person dumber and with so little common sense like Troconis.
2. Adjective- Since the individual described above is so stupid, his name can be typically used as an adjective to describe something dumb or someones action that you deem as dumb.
2. Adjective- Since the individual described above is so stupid, his name can be typically used as an adjective to describe something dumb or someones action that you deem as dumb.
2. "Can drinking Clorox and eating Tide Pods kill you?"
"Are you retarded? That statement was so Troconis."
2. "My mom is a virgin but I´m not adopted."
"Stop being such a dumbass. What you just said was very Troconis"
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2. "My mom is a virgin but I´m not adopted."
"Stop being such a dumbass. What you just said was very Troconis"
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It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.
People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!
It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.
People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!
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