thighbruiser

A male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl's thigh while pounding her sideways.

Jean: "Girrrrrl, I met this guy last nite!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"

by Queen Jean September 3, 2005

Thighjack

Thighjacking (Verb/gerund) When a man uses his thighs to stimulate himself inconspicuously in a public place, such as on an airplane.

Thighjacker (Noun) A man who uses his thighs to masturbate hands-free on an airplane; An armless man who maneuvers his inner thighs to stimulate himself sexually.

Thighjaculate (Noun) the product of a thighjacking.

The woman was both aroused and confused when she witnessed the thighjacker thighjacking in the seat next to her during her overnight flight to New York City.

by MrEgitziaDeBelmar August 14, 2010

Thigh aches

Strong secretive sexual attraction that gives such severe blue balls that your thighs ache

OMG Paul has the serious thigh aches for Dara

by Badass Shark January 16, 2019

gravy thigh

extremely large thighs that look as if they are filled with gravy.

that bitch is so fat you break her leg and gravy falls out, she's got gravy thighs

by bryanandjamiexo April 26, 2009

Thigh High Socks

Socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. Sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. Thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. Thigh highs are considered sexy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. Not to be worn by people who can't brave knee socks.

Guy 1: Damn, did you see Stacy today?

Guy 2: No. What about her

Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.

Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.

by Chick in Thigh Highs September 19, 2009

Thigh Pockets

The act of wearing loose pants, usually worn by a nigga or white trash, loosely around the buttocks and below the waist. Usually, a belt is put in place and the boxers pulled up to prevent the pants from falling off completely.
Thigh pockets are most commonly used to conceal guns, drugs, and stolen items from your local convenience store.

"Yo, nigga, put yo hands on da cah, and let me seen wut's in dem thigh pockets"

by BAKR, Abdul December 19, 2008

thighlors

A cult of people who worship the thighs of Taylor Swift

They’re thighlors, that’s why they’re insane.

by Thighloradvocate June 28, 2021