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by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021
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thieve

Someone who moves another individual's possessions closer to the individual without their consent.
"Hey Ethan, I put your keys next to you on the couch"
"Ethan, you fucking thieve!"
by Brady Ovens August 21, 2016
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Thieves' Bargain

1. A type of bad-faith agreement in which each party is openly exploiting the other while tacitly agreeing to a measure of exploitation themselves, with each party hoping to outmaneuver the other to come out on top.

2. Any exchange in which the party accepts an obvious and material negative in hopes that the eventual benefits to them will be even greater.
"Your Honor, this is outrageous! To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly... then fabricate the very evidence that set her free!"

"The 'Thief's Bargain' spell reduces the cooldowns of Shadow Blades, Vanish, and Feint by 33%, but using one reduces your damage by 10% for 6 sec."
by DramaGuy23 April 18, 2023
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Like Thieving

When someone posts a status on Facebook or equivalent and a friend comments on it with something that gains more likes than the original status.
I posted an awesome link on Facebook last night, but that like thieving bastard, John, commented on it with something better. Fuck him.
by Proeliat April 8, 2012
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Thieved

To steal something obviously and then return it after
Person 1: hey, I see you thieved my water bottle.

Person 2: *drinks then gives back* yeah I was hella thirsty so I thieved it
by kayecat26 April 26, 2019
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Prophets and Thieves

To rock harder than you have ever fucking rocked before. To bring it heavy and fuck shit up on stage at a rock show.
Example: “Can’t wait to go out tonight and watch Metallica go all Prophets and Thieves on the stage!”

“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”
by Jimip725 November 16, 2025
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