Perch

Cool, a general affirmative statement

Those shoes are hella perch

by Bigdicknelly May 4, 2017

Perching

When a males penis is so small that it rests on top of his ballsack

Anthony had a tough time getting with girls because of the fact his penis is perching on his balls

by Thee percher January 8, 2025

perching

When a mf be yapping excessively

Perch be perching

by Marmarontheblock June 3, 2024

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 12, 2017

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

Man Perch

A man cave, but on the top floor or attic rather then the bottom floor or basement.

Person 1: Hey, where is Chuck?
Person 2: He's in the man perch.

by VARice22 October 10, 2016

Perching

The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.

“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”

“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”

by sllubstick August 24, 2018