The Flashbang

You bust on a chicks eyelids and then while she cant see you just leave.

"bitch asked me to stay the night so i hit her with the flashbang"

by theFBomb47 March 25, 2022

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

The fashionista

The fashionista involves putting the end of a high heel shoe (stilleto) up the japs eye of the penis, often extremely painful only true masters can withstand the pain without crying

A: me and my girlfriend tried something new in the bedroom
B: ooo what was it?
A: the fashionista, it hurt like hell but she enjoyed it

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

Fashion The Gash

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.

All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.

by Sharksie May 19, 2022

Fashion the gash

As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.

Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".

Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022

Flashing the devil sign

"Declaring one's index and pinky digits erect, with a closed fist, in a menacing posture. . .a.k.a., in popular culture, 'Throwing up Metal'."

Billy slammed the three tequila shots then stood up and started making out with the waitress. He then pushed her away and turned to his horrified girlfriend and began flashing the devil sign. Motley Crue was blaring.

by Jack George Slater February 27, 2009

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 27, 2011