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Telesomniac

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.
"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."
by trapknowledge November 18, 2013
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Teresa May

Teresa May started Brexit therefore is VERY ANNOYING.
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Maria Teresa

Maria Teresa is the most beautiful woman in the whole galaxy. She is unique and a sex symbol. She is very smart, beautiful and the best person in the world. She likes meat balls. She is the best human being sexy in the world.

Maria Teresa is so good that a name with 2 names is short. Even summing all names in the world won't be even close to her. She is THE BEST.
by MonsieurLeChiffre November 22, 2021
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Mother Teresa

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.
She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!
by Spikemac October 26, 2012
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terebos to the flazeebos

Work today was terebos to the flazeebos.
by JT April 15, 2004
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teresa1917

someone who's fucking "thecrafter354" and has things like "O_O SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.
Guy 1: I saw a girl on ROBLOX who's apparently dating someone named "thecrafter354" and has "#CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.
Guy 2: Must be a teresa1917.
by jiwon522 May 1, 2020
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Teresa

Teresa: awesome funny ladys who love chicken (chick-gon) and chameleons. They are normally good looking, hispanic, with dark hair and pretty eyes. You can normally find a Teresa at a fun party, where ever there is a fountain that doesn't run on water, or in an apartment living with her awesome best friend/friends in style. If you find a Teresa hold on tight cause your in for an Epic ride
Hey I met this girl over there by the chocolate fountain
Wait whats her name

Teresa
Dibs ( takes off running)
by The Chameleon lover July 13, 2011
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