Telephone Tough Guy

Someone who acts tough or hardcore through a telephone or computer but lacks the courage to act accordingly in person. Telephone Tough Guy

Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.

by Markizel May 19, 2019

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022

Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.

When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.

by Jenyrose October 23, 2022

telephone number

A telephone number is a phone who can ring someone or someone that rang you.

I hung up on the telephone number.

by Debskelly1985 June 17, 2023

telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.

Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."

by von groovy August 7, 2024

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

pink telephone

Used to describe female masturbation and orgasm as used in the phrase, "I dialed 'O' on the pink telephone."

I was so horny last night that I fired up my vibrator and dialed "O" on the pink telephone.

by JohnstonGuy November 27, 2005