Tobacco Turd

The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.

Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011

Tobacco stick

A cigarette, usually hand rolled or only used in the context of 100% pure, additive free tobacco as with American Spirits

I was feeling drunk so I reached for a tobacco stick to cool me down.

by Ophion March 13, 2011

Tobacco Institute Scientist

Originally, a scientist hired by the Tobacco Institute to refute the findings that tobacco use resulted in cancer. Generally, it has expanded to mean any scientist paid by a moneyed interest to refute a scientific consensus or to create a false appearance of disagreement within the scientific community.

Did you hear that the Tobacco Institute Scientists over at Exxon-Mobile found there is no such thing as global warming?

by The Amazing Science-Man April 20, 2012

tobacco-hag

A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.

Analogous to a Sea Hag, a tobacco-hag is like a witch.

by million-year-man November 9, 2012

bootleg tobacco

Cheap used tobacco harvested from cigarette buts and collected into gram bags. This tobacco is then rerolled or packed into a bowl. Bootleg tobacco is common where taxes on cigarettes are high. Bootleg tobacco can be sold at an incredibly low price ($1/gram) . Bootleg tobacco is also more potent because it is unfiltered and is often a mix of different kinds of cigarettes. Bootleg tobacco isn't a big market but costs tobacco companies thousands

Taxes were getting raised on cigarettes so every one switched to bootleg tobacco because it is cheap/ free

Guy one: dammit were out of jacks

Me: I got some bootleg

by bootleg everything April 7, 2015

tobacco

1. A plant whose leaves are dried, fermented, mixed with hundreds of addictives incvluding freebase nicotine, than rolled (usu. by machine), packed, and retailed in licensed outlet.

2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.

3. A legal drug.

Dodge flicked open the packet and offered a fag.
"Want some tobacco, pardner?"

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Tobaccoville

Small town of around 2,000 in Northwest Forsyth County in Northwest-Central North Carolina. It sits about 10-15 minutes north of Winston-Salem and is home to the largest cigarette manufacturing plant in the world, owned by R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co. The main road through Tobaccoville is even named after the popular cigarette brand Doral. Tobaccoville was once just a railroad stop from North Wilkesboro and Winston-Salem. The town has a beautiful park with soccer fields, basketball courts, walking trail, tennis courts, par course, exercise area and plenty of open space. More houses have begun to spring up in the town limits of Tobaccoville because people want to escape the urban sprawl and tax burden of Winston-Salem. Tobaccoville was incorporated in the early 1990s due to an annexation attempt by the nearby city of King. The town is served by Old Richmond Elementary School, Northwest Middle School and North Forsyth High School. The town's mayor, Boyce Shore, kicked the winning field goal for North Forsyth in 1971 to win the NCHSAA 4A state football championship.

Tobaccoville is a small town.

by Lifelong Resident April 30, 2006