sure as a pickle

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.

Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.

by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009

Keerthy Suresh

Keerthy Suresh is the top most actress in the South Film Industry. She has huge fanbase comprising of all age groups. Besides receiving National Award for her remarkable performance in Mahanati, she is known for her down-to-earth off screen attitude which made many to become her die hard fans. Her abominable growth within no time also brought her few haters, who always try to degrade her, though their efforts go in vain every time.

Keerthy Suresh is lub 💗

by Prefix_Suffix March 28, 2021

Sure thing chicken wing

The Adelaidian way to say sure. Used only by people who are never serious.

A: Hey wanna climb that tree and steal a pine cone?
B: Sure thing chicken wing

by Mouche May 28, 2006

sure bro

1) an affirmation of a statement.

2) to express sarcasm for a statement or question.

1) Kyle: You wanna come party tonight?
Russ: Sure bro.

2) Ginger: I survived ebola. twice.
Alex: Sure bro.

by bills fo shills October 14, 2007

sure u are

Elongated version of sarcastic sure. Expression of utter skepticism. Can never be taken literally, always sarcastic.

"Tonight I'm going for a threesome with those two babelicious blondes I met at the laundromat"

"Sure u are"

by Steve Rapizzle May 19, 2007

fur sure

A person who is especially confident about their pubic hair.

With the way Amanda Palmer was flaunting her Map of Tasmania, you know she was fur sure

by EZlube February 21, 2011

Sure look

It tends to mean 'it is what it is'.

when you're not interested in a conversation but have to endure yet another boring remark you might simply say 'Sure look'!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022