Swenning

The act of finding a girl, fucking their brains out, and then ignoring them after you've got what you wanted.

1. Damn! That bitch got a good swenning last night, right Swen? 2. I'ma swen that bitch!

by BigMig & Lexus Hammer November 15, 2006

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.

Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

by m milfton November 6, 2006

Sweating like a rapist

Analogy to refer to someone who is sweating profusely.

Usually referred to one belonging the larger human group.

<at the gym>
Guy 1: "Check out that dude!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's sweating like a rapist"

by raarky April 20, 2004

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Spunting

Spunting is spooning when the girl gets wet. It is a combination of the words "spooning" (a hug from behind) and "punting" (to travel down a canal in a small boat).

guy 1: Wow, so you two just spooned? nothing else happened?
guy 2: Well, it started out as spooning, but quickly turned into spunting...

by Mike and a Lima called Matt April 25, 2014

Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

by Kopernikus November 7, 2010