North Ft Myers Shopping cart

When you try and scoot your dog with your foot and you actually swipe your dogs ass with your foot

My dog wouldn’t get out of the way until I gave him the North Ft Myers Shopping cart!.

by Baxapp February 15, 2019

shopping spree

Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.

Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.

by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

basket shopping

Slang; gathering an idea of how large a man's penis is by looking at his "package" underneath his pants.

She couldn't help basket shopping with all the tight pants being worn by men around her.

by Silence Dogood May 14, 2005

Swooping

The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.

I am swooping in between my girlfriend's nubs.

by Juciy jamba July 5, 2018

apartment shopping

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

by rjhotts January 18, 2007

shopping sherpa

A husband dragged to the mall to carry the shopping bags, while his wife depletes yet another credit card.

Becky is off to Nordstroms again, and I'm obliged to come along as her shopping sherpa.

by Lew Mills September 26, 2007

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010