swimming

best sport in the world

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

swimmingly swell

really exceptional event or action.

this sex with her went swimmingly swell.
this job interview went swimmingly swell.

by acaldwell January 14, 2009

Swimming Gecko

(1) A gecko (lizard) that has found its way into a body of water and has begun the action of moving within said body of water.

(2) A green poop that floats.

(1) Person 1: Look there's a lizard in the water!

Person 2: Oh, that's a swimming gecko!

(2) Person 1: Dude I gotta lay off the pistachios...

Person 2: Another swimming gecko?

Person 1: Yeah...

by Auzz Meister June 21, 2011

USA Swimming

The official swimming federation of the United States. The headquarters are located at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. USA Swimming has more than 300,000 swimmers, ranging from gold medalists to those who do it for fun. USA Swimming has a national team, made up of approximately 50 athletes, a Youth Team, and many other teams. USA Swimming hosts two National Championships a year, one in August and one in December. USA Swimming is the number one ranked team in the world.

I'm glad I live in America so I can be a part of USA Swimming!

by alwaysclassy January 2, 2012

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

swimming

A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires the most work of all sports. Swimming is a sport and requires much physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least on a high school level. Certain college and level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its requirements of spectacular strenth.

Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: Dude! Ill
mess you up, i have more upper body strenth in my middlefinger that u do ever just because i swimming

by Billy 5631963219639123691 April 9, 2006

swimming

The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.

Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.

by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005