Swarthmore

Small liberal arts college outside of Philadelphia, well known for its academic rigor and an eyebrow-raisingly unattractive student body. Identity politics plus social ineptitude often leads to petty dislikes morphing into accusations of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. etc.

In short, the greatest anti-reality check you will ever meet.

Swarthmore in the morning...

Student 1: The coffee bar is out of milk...and black coffee is kinda bitter.

Student 2, dead earnest: You know that's really racist.

by SirachaSauce April 18, 2010

Swart

1. A last name that usually means they like to fish, hunt, or do anything outdoorsy. People get bullied for this type of name, but just because the bully is jealous of their wit and skill. If the bully punches them or hurts them in any way, that will end with a broken nose or a kick to the soft spot(for a boy). Marry a Swart, and you will never get divorced.

Girl 1: hey, that's the new girl, I heard her last name is Swart.
Girl 2: Let's go beat her up
Swart:(Get's punched)(splatters girl 1's nose)
Ex #2
Guy: Yo! New kid! Over here!
Swart: Yes?
Guy: Isn't your last name Wart?
Swart: (Grits teeth)
Guy:(Punches)
Swart:( Kicks balls)

by leadgirl January 13, 2018

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

Sarthak

1. To stroke someone's face gently
2. A man who is innocent and always tells the truth.

1. Me-"Hey can I Sarthak you?"

Eddy- "Sure. Anytime!"

2. Me- "Man that guy is so innocent and truthful."

John- "I know, he is such a Sarthak!"

by AdarshBalak05 February 18, 2010

swarthily

Another word for sincerely, used by Bubs' Concession Stand.

Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand

by SMD August 21, 2004

Sharth

A shit, a big old messy poo-poo. A time of much shitting.
A shit that smells bad, looks bad and feel bad to even think about.

i sharthed my brains out, i think it was your shitty cooking.

theres sharth all over the bathroom floor what the fuck did you guys do?

by gocl802 December 1, 2010

swathe

Somone who can be quite quiet however if give the chance then they will not shut up unless ended! They can be rediculiously big headed but when the time is right once in a blue moon they can be the funniest person you will ever meet.

She is such a swathe!!

by Unknow guy March 15, 2015