suicidal indian

A fat depressed Indian who is going to commit suicide

Aidan is a suicidal Indian

by Dwadeee3 April 9, 2017

suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example

Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh

by Littoral April 10, 2019

Suicidal Squidward

A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.

TLDR

squidward k*lls himself.

FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.

Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.

OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares

Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode

Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta

by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021

suicidal dick

When you tape a knife to your dick and penetrate her

*penetrates with a knife*
*Girl dies from blood loss*
That's how you do the suicidal dick

by Emoney has blsc March 4, 2022

Suicidal Person

A perfect definition of myself.

A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.

Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.

Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.

Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.

by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022

Suicidal Mary

A specific combination of fountain drinks from a fast food restaurant that entails 2 parts Coke, 3 parts orange Fanta, 1 part Dr. Pepper, 1 1/2 parts Sprite, and two dashes of that Hi-C juice that’s always there (possibly lemonade if one is at a Chic-Fil-A or Raising Canes)

“Hey man I’m going to get a refill. You want one?”
“Yeah sure, can I get a Suicidal Mary?”

by KingOfTheShortBus January 29, 2023

Suicidal Dante

A creepypasta character who has suicidal thoughts and attempts to kill him self. Eventually he kills his whole family and half his town with a knife and some guns. He fakes his death and gets taken to the hospital but he comes back to life (because he faked his death) and kill some of the people in the hospital and burned the police station. To this day nobody has heard of "Suicidal Dante" but many deaths had occurred since which people are led to believe Dante is still out there.

He wears a red hoodie and black pants. He hides his knife in one of his pockets. Dante has black/brown hair and brown eyes.

Guy: I'm going to walk home today
Guy 2: Don't, Suicidal Dante can kill you! You know it's nighttime right?
Guy: Oh shit, I guess I should get a cab.

by Creepypasta666 May 3, 2021