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surface tension

When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.
Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!
by TRJ229 July 18, 2009
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surface

A whole new dimension to computing from Microsoft. A modified Windows Vista enabled computer in the form of a Coffee Table. Based on Multi-touch technology. No cables, no keyboard, no mouse.
Surface is darn good, damn costly.
by sgr_mdkr December 9, 2008
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lunar surface

1. the presence of past acne scars which left 'pock marks', or 'scar dimples' in his/her skin.
2. rough features of the face or body, noticeable to the eye either from a distance or close up, possibly tinged a different hue from natural skin tone but noticeable; whether by sight or touch; under any form of make-up, or in any amount of light.
Guy # 1-- "That strip club might have been the darkest one I have ever been to but Star and Jewl were ROCKIN!!!"

Guy # 2-- "It was darker than average because all the strippers had lunar surface. I watched her body to man but then I fucked up and looked at her face. I think I saw where the moon rover was parked."
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Surface Rush

The act of swimming to the water's surface after diving underwater
The surface rush was hard after diving so deep.
by Chexd October 15, 2008
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surface

Describes a place of living. Such as 'pad' or 'crib'
Yo, let's hit up the surface and bottom out these 40s.
by MrBlaQ May 10, 2005
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surface

what u get off of after doing it
then i went of the surface to find my pants
by blondy July 26, 2005
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Surface to ass missile

When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.
John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.
by j4991 November 20, 2011
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