testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

Obstacle track to success

When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.

That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.

by North Central Johnny March 26, 2009

slut for success

A program developed for ultimate success in a classroom setting; the program involves dressing up in slutty (but not scandalous) clothing during the first several class sessions. The purpose of dressing in such a way is so that the teacher or professor develops a low standard for his or her new student (we all know that slutty girls are viewed as dumb girls). However, when the first exam or test of intelligence rolls around, the student performs in a manner much higher than the teacher or professor expects. This occurs because the student dressing in a slutty manner is actually a decently intelligent person; however, the teacher or professor is mislead by her appearance, and therefore holds a low standard. This low standard is easily exceeded simply by performing in an average manner academically.

School is starting next week; let's go shopping for our slut for success outfits!

by slutacular August 21, 2011

Strut Of Success

The opposite of "The Walk Of Shame." A feeling of pride after having a successful one night stand with someone considerably hotter than you.

Patricia came back to the hotel the following morning doing the "Strut Of Success" after leaving the club early with Nathan.

by Koshell June 26, 2014

Trial and Success

The positive and more success inducing way of saying "Trial and Error."

It is smarter to call "Trial and Error" "Trial and Success."

by but for October 29, 2017

Successful Failure

Very little is known about this band, though it is presumed they were a Punk Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal outfit. Their most famous member was Matt Sanders, who took the stage name M. Shadows and went on to become the lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.

Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?

IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011

successful dump

A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.

“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.

by NecroDew October 17, 2008