Sumo duels

Sumo duels exists to see who has the better hack client

Person 1. I'm gonna beat you in our best of 3 in Sumo duels.
Person 2. I'm using 0 0 velocity I will give you mvp++ for two years if you beat me.

by LunarLovesYou June 13, 2022

sumo jumo

The slang way of saying that someone knows how to fight or that they know some form of martial arts.

Look at that sumo jumo mofo.

by PsychicChainsaw July 7, 2008

Sumo salad

Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad

I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix

by The original Balano May 23, 2019

Sumo-Blump

Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.

On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

sumo trap

The realist nigga ever

Aye. That nigga sumo trap the realist migga ever right now

by Elchavo48 August 15, 2017

Sumo

to immediately and decisively end a relationship with someone who is gaslighting you.

Person 1: My boyfriend doesn't want me to come over to his house because he's alone with his "platonic" friend who he kissed previous.

Person 2: Girl, Sumo this man!

by Psumonym November 15, 2025

sumo

a simp

wow you are such a sumo for her.

by coolleilab June 4, 2021