stroke my loin

basically tell someone to give you a handjob

hey mary come over here and stroke my loin

by 1965zosoo April 9, 2009

Stroke Mode

That 10-15 minutes before break, lunch or quitting time at your job.

15 minutes until 5:00, Manny seems to have entered Stroke Mode.

by Slade666 September 2, 2013

strokevictim

A person who acts as if they had a stroke, failed to address the issue and does irrational, ignorant things

Chris is a complete strokevictim and has no clue what he is doing ever!

by Funk dawg May 24, 2016

stroom

An abbreviation for restroom.

Brb Zack I gotta hit the stroom.

by JRShell February 27, 2019

stroodlism

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles

Manny: Are you religious?

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife

by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020

Different Strokes Syndrome

A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.

1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.

by Robot Loves Zombie May 14, 2010

Daddy Stroke

Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.

TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.

"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."

"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."

"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"

by Veepher September 10, 2020