Ter Statue of Stegen

The goalkeeper for Barcelona who claims he should start in the German NT ahead of the GOAT Neuer. Ter Statue of Stegen can also be recognised by the name Ter Static, because he does not know how to move his feet when a ball is coming towards the goal.

- Why didn't that guy move?!!!

- Because he is Ter Statue of Stegen, son.

by Argeta December 7, 2021

screg

Is a northern word for a dirty scruffy trog(eg.whisky tango)also means dirty little slapper

by Paulsta October 23, 2003

Sterg

A nickname for the nicest person ever with just a little bit of craziness. Sterg is usually a very relaxed guy that knows how to have fun, never looses his cool, can practically get away with murder since nobody can ever get mad at him.

Girl 1: Who's Sterg?
Girl 2: OMG like only the best guy ever. He's like gods gift to women!

by aswertyhbfdesd November 24, 2011

Stegosaurus

Large, inexplicable dinosaur that steps on time travelers and then announces its identity.

Man: It worked! My time machine wor-
Dinosaur, after stepping on him: I am a stegosaurus!

by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

Stragedy

When a strategy fails and/or otherwise becomes a tragedy.

Juliette: I know! I'll fake my death to be with Romeo!
Romeo: *kills self*
Juliette: *kills self*

Juliette's plan turned into a stragedy.

by SamwiseG December 18, 2012

Stegosaurus Ass

An ass that is large, like a dinosaur; specifically, a stegosaurus. Not actually an ass that bears any resemblance to a stegosaurus. It’s not spiky. It’s voluptuous.

“Wow, that man has a Stegosaurus Ass!”
“...what?”
“You know, like, large. It’s a good ass.”
“Oh, okay.”

by anonymousstegosaurus February 13, 2021